I'm suppose to tease this story here. You've already read it though. Except for the wit. Try this one for the wit.

It was a poor performance by Newcastle United all around, and it got rewarded just as it should have been. 0 points and the winner to former Newcastle man (not good enough for a decent contract) Kevin Nolan.

Yohan Cabaye scored early, but 10-man Newcastle couldn't hold off Sunderland for 90 minutes.

Let's have it out. Another poor performance overall by Newcastle United will leave a lingering bad taste in the mouths of the Toon Army with the international break now on.

Captain Shola Ameobi put Newcastle on the board early and the hosts never looked back as they rolled to a 3-0 Group D victory over Bordeaux.

Probably the worst performance of the season from Newcastle United is unjustly rewarded with an away point at the Madejski Stadium. Have your say on how you think the club played today here.

Newcastle were defeated in the League Cup Wednesday, but Papiss Cisse broke his duck and appears to have his confidence back.

It wasn't always pretty in Chris Hughton's return to St. James' Park, but Newcastle United managed to do the business and earn an important 3 points off of Norwich City. A clinical finish from D...