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Reading: McCarthy; Cummings, Mariappa, Gorkss, Shorey; Kebe, Karacan, Leigertwood, McAnuff ©; Hunt, Pogrebnyak.
Reading bench: Pearce, Le Fondre, McCleary, Robson-Kanu, Guthrie, Roberts, Taylor, Reading Fans (as per the team sheet)
Newcastle: Harper | Perch, Williamson, S Taylor, Santon | Ben Arfa, Tiote, Bigirimana, Jonas | Ba, Cisse
NUFC Bench: Anita, Elliot, Ameobi, Ameobi, Obertan, Ferguson, Tavernier