Enjoy the match, everybody. I'll be in and out. Lineups: Manchester United: David De Gea, Chris Smalling, Patrice Evra, Jonny Evans, Rio Ferdinand, Antonio Valencia, Michael Carrick, Ryan...

The way that this season has gone, the expression "beggars can't be choosers" comes to mind, and this match was the perfect example. On the heels of a rather bright performance against defending...

Hey look - another "must-win" affair.

You never really want to see 11 of your 19 goals on the season walk out the door. Is there a move on the cards that could at least make the Toon Army feel slightly better if that does indeed happen?

It was a match with 3 points pretty well signed off to Manchester City before kick off... but by the time the final whistle blew, there may just have been enough to give Toon fans hope that the team has turned the corner with regard to their form.

Injuries and poor form have been ever-present for Newcastle this year, so it's a memo from the Department of Redundancies Department that Hatem Ben Arfa will miss the holiday program.

Newcastle will try to win or something.

Danny Simpson has come out this week in an interview and laid the blame of Newcastle's poor form this season down to being "unlucky". On the evidence of what Toon supporters have seen on the pitch, it's more than that.

Newcastle travel to Fulham to play under the watchful eye of the late Michael Jackson. Beat It.